What if Lara Croft was a Dude?

Do you like Tomb Raider? If so, did you play it just because the heroine Lara is so sexy? Recently, an artist pointed out that the games industry seems obsessed with catering to an exclusively heterosexual, male audience, so he tried to make something extraordinary: a masculine Lara Croft! Do you still want to play the game if Lara Croft was such a dude?

What a taut behind you've got there, Mr. Croft.

What if Lara Croft was a Dude

And what a bulging crotch! Point it at that T-Rex. I bet it'll intimidate him.

What if Lara Croft was a Dude

Oh, you've got two guns? They're mighty big guns, Mr. Croft.

What if Lara Croft was a Dude

But you can holster one in the dark. I can still see you!

What if Lara Croft was a Dude

Better put both away when you're jumping, and just focus on getting that body from one ledge to another.

What if Lara Croft was a Dude

But you can also just hang out and take your time.

What if Lara Croft was a Dude

You don't want to miss all of the lovely things to stare at!

What if Lara Croft was a Dude

Anyway, enjoy exploring, Mr. Croft! Get nice and sweaty!

What if Lara Croft was a Dude